T-Shirt, This girl runs on caffeine & sarcasm
T-Shirt, Lets keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today
T-Shirt, Please don't talk to me
T-Shirt, Kinda sweet - Kinda savage
T-Shirt, If you don't want a sarcastic answer...
T-Shirt, I'm fat but identify as skinny
T-Shirt, I match energy - so how we gon' act today?
T-Shirt, I know your lane sucks but stay in it
T-Shirt, I don't have the energy to pretend
T-Shirt, Caution - I have no filter
T-Shirt, Admit it, life would be boring without me
T-Shirt, When I'm love correctly I do more gagging than nagging
T-Shirt, I'm not a person you should put on speakerphone
T-Shirt, If you love me - let me sleep
T-Shirt, I say what everyone else is thinking
T-Shirt, I promise I'm nicer than my face looks
T-Shirt, I like coffee how I like myself...
T-Shirt, I know I swear a lot...
T-Shirt, I have it all together, I just forgot where I put it
T-Shirt, I have a good heart, but this mouth
T-Shirt, I am not arguing...
T-Shirt, Hey, I found your nose...
T-Shirt, I'm a great multitasker
T-Shirt, First of all, NO
T-Shirt,Feeling kinda, IDGAF-ish
T-Shirt, Don't be rude
T-Shirt, Everyone was thinking it, I just said it
T-Shirt, Being a functional being every day seems a bit excessive
T-Shirt, And yet despite the look on my face you are still talking
T-Shirt, After Tuesday even the calendar says WTF
T-Shirt, Procrastination expert
T-Shirt, A fun thing to do in the morning
